we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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