No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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