he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
The air taste purple.
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