i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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