She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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