People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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