So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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