If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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