did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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