He disabled his match.com account in front of me
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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