Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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