does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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