I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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