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this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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