Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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