he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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