I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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