Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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