chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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