i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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