so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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