A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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