Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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