Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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