so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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