Farmville is her only friend.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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