Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
