And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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