Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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