i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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