So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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