Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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