yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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