Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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