He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You're a disaster
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