16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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