it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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