Her vagina should come with caution tape.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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