I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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