talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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