so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
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