too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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