just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
