I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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