I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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