Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You are the jesus of drinking
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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