Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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