We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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