i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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