i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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