I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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