Im at strip club and am horny
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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