why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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